Derpity Derp!

How much do i get if I hit one??@?!LOL!

Should you hit a motorcycle, please wait for our prize division. They arrive in cars with flashing lights on the roof and will be wearing uniforms. Please inform them you wish to receive your prize and why you feel you deserve it.

You win a free vacation and some cool steel bracelets.

Kidding aside, despite how suicidal one might think a Rider is, we guarantee you that the resulting lawsuit will not be cheap. And then there's the whole bodily injury or death thing. Everyone says you can't live with yourself after that. We believe that is true, and many swear it is. Who needs to test it though?